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It’s so hot in Elim that…

12 Jul

…’the refrigerator’ is an activity.
…I feel like I am in a handbasket.
…95° would be a 10° improvement.
…hot water comes out of my faucet!
…the sweat rag is a fashion accessory.
…night sweats now has two definitions.
…you could take a bubble bath in the river.
…sitting in front of the fan is a legit pastime.
…sleeping naked is considered a survival skill.
…opening the freezer door is a special occasion.
…14 glasses of water a day is not enough to stay hydrated.
…during summer vacation children do not play in the streets.
…if I fall off of my bicycle I will receive two types of road burn.
…I have panted like a dog because I am willing to try anything.