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Rain is not contagious

30 Sep

Things I am doing right now:
Eating rice and tomatoes.
Listening to the rain fall on my roof.
Typing.
Loving the weekend.

I’ve had a stellar week of exercising:
Running.
Bicycling.
Climbing a mountain. (finding a waterfall and its refreshing source)
Rock lifting.
Yoga.
Hora dancing (L’Shana Tova to di worl’!)

And a productive week of work:
First PTA meeting at our new school commenced with an unprecedented 100% turnout!!!!!!!!!

The Elim Community Friendly Society Farmers Group is planning our Annual Meeting — October 6th for any of you who can make it out. We are talking about all of our successes over the past year, troubles we anticipate encountering, and, of course, our vision for the future. All of us farmers are all putting in lots of work organizing this high profile event. It should be great.

As usual, I am continuing empowerment and positivity teachings with the prefects at Sydney Pagan Agricultural High School. However, this week I encountered difficulties due to the rainy season. As we all know, rain brings mosquitoes. Droves of mosquitoes. But there is nothing quite like Jamaican mosquitoes. This year, they attacked me. I have hundreds of bites all over my body. Literally. The blood suckers marks are no longer identifiable. Ie, they no longer resemble circles or typical ‘bug bites’ — they have multiplied, bite on top of bite; festering, swelling, blistering, oozing. So many different reds, pinks, whites…I never knew mosquitoes to disfigure a person. It’s awful. Not to mention really hard to promote “healthy lifestyles” when the students are convinced they’re gunna catch something from you.

Silver Lining:
Always one too look on the positive side, the rain has also brought rainbows!
Three this week!
One was even a double 🙂 🙂 🙂

I am planning on visiting the river, doing homework with children/impressing them with math skills, and reading a fabulous book this weekend; Shantaram.
If 900 pagers are your thing I highly suggest checking it out.
TGIF, ya’ll!

Love,
‘mi

Satur-Date

17 Sep

Hi all!

It’s Saturday and I wish you were here.
Like, seriously.
I really, really wish you were here.
*Hrmph*
Well, no need to dwell; I’m going to do some imagining. Since finishing Anne of Green Gables I’ve been inspired by her poetic visions and want to experience my own daydreams; Today, Saturday is turning into a Satur-date and you and I are having an adventure!

In the beginning…

Good morning!

I made you some breakfast.

breakfast

Hungry?

Farm Fresh eggs, yummy local veggies, and sliced niesberry served with my very best cutlery. – There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you if you were here!

Take your time.
Chew slowly.
Relish and Enjoy!

What's the rush?

Soon, some children will appear in the yard — it happens everyday.
They love to come over and hear stories!
It’s adorable how they pile all over us; pressing their faces closer to see.

Caribbean Dreams

When we finish the story the kids are giddy with excitement! — They have games they want to teach us 🙂 We put on some music and run around the yard; laughing, playing, jumping, dancing! Silliness ensues.

magical simplicity

A few hours later the kids return home to do chores while you and I sit on the porch drinking cold water and cracking up as we remember some of the hilarious stuff that the children had said — kids can be so funny!

“Whenever you’re ready”, I suggest, “we can go to market. There are exotic fruits we can sample plus we’ll be closer to The Pelican Bar where we should go for dinner. They have fabulous fish.”
Smiling, we head to Santa Cruz.

We'll have one of everything, please

Evening time finds us on a gentle boat ride to The Pelican Bar located in the middle of the Caribbean Sea. It’s a perfect ride and we appreciate the waves in silence. The water lapping around us is the color of paradise blue.

Fish so fresh it swims to the plate

With the setting sun I feel contentment settle in.
“Did you have a good time?”, you thoughtfully inqure.
“Best Satur-date ever”, I respond, “Thank you so much for being here!”

When you actually are here I fancy myself saying “Dreams do come true.”
—-
That being said, I’d like to invite you (again) into my home, my life; Jamaica.
I have approximately 8 months left in this country.
And 8 rhymes with Satur-date.
And I don’t think that’s a coincidence
(I should probably get out more.)

Anyway, for all of you word-spouting, pinky-promising, heart-breakers…
You have eight months to “mek a move”.
I promise that I’ll still love you even if you don’t come.
But I will love you a bit more if you do.

Honestly,
‘mi

PS. If you are wondering what this Peace Corps Volunteer does all day I invite you to check out the International Alliance for Child Literacy’s (IACL) latest blog post.
Yes, I just name-dropped.

Elim Early Childhood Institution – Jamaica

If I told you it’s September — would you believe me?

9 Sep

Good evening everyone that I love and adore!

I recently decided that my all time favorite day is The Day After Laundry Day.
Similar to The Day After Tomorrow (as in “I’ll do the laundry…tomorrow”)
It’s not that Tomorrow Never Comes. Oh, it comes. And with consistently. I mean, we’re all agreed that something happening once every three months is consistent.

The Day After Laundry Day I find myself walking around the house commenting on how clean everything is — my long list of things to-do seems manageable and I feel accomplished.

I read in Vogue that clean sheets are the new diamond ring.
Someone should tell the Kardashians

Blue Moon

Monday past saw the opening of our *new* basic school (!!!!!)
Surprisingly, this first week has been unchaotic (apparently, not a word) – yet undeniably exhausting. From what I have gleaned the official start-of-school-method is hands off; let the children play and get acquainted while the teachers (and myself) tend to whichever child is crying at the time. Three full days of this technique have me convinced of its practicality; actual teaching is beyond the scope of my imagination. I am worn out.
TGIF.

I am going to have a quiet, relaxing night in.
It looks like rain 🙂
I love the rain.

This post is short and I will be writing more soon!
In the mean time…
If you’re a student, be nice to your teachers; It can really be rough.
If you’re not a student then you are probably a grown-up.
And being grown-up is awesome!

With conviction,
‘mi

Butter, flying

23 Aug

Happy Tuesday All!

I’m here in Elim and I have no food in the house.
Save for peanuts.
Plenty of peanuts.

Did you know that 20lbs of uncracked peanuts sells for about $14.50 US?
Peanuts don’t weight that much.
That’s a lot of peanuts.
Peanuts for peanuts.

So, I have peanuts.
Everyone has peanuts.

“What do you do when you have hundreds of pounds of peanuts?”
I’m open to suggestions.
Anything but peanut butter.
That foray was an epic fail…:

Value added products are almost always a good idea.
‘Maybe Jamaicans could start marketing their own peanut butter??’, I thought.
Cooked, raw, honey added, salt free…Oh the butters we could make!
Maybe we could go organic!
I started to dream…
I have peanuts.
How bad could this be??

I allotted an entire afternoon for experimentation.

Peanut Sand

Hmm, looks like I need to add some oil….

“Blech!!!!!” – too much oil!
*grumble grumble*
(quick google search…)

Results:
There is more than one kind of peanut. At least four.
Who knew?
As you may have guessed, not all peanuts make peanut butter.
Wah wah.
Turns out, the kind we have in Elim? Not for peanut butter.
There is little hope in implementing a new kind of peanut around here since my community uses the nuts of this harvest as seeds for the next crop; cheaper and more efficient that way. Please start brainstorming various butter alternatives.

In severely more depressing news, a friend of Peace Corps and companion of mine, Tony, in Accompung, passed away last week. He had liver cancer and opted to stay in Jamaica living out his life rather than going through intensive and inconclusive radioactive treatment (for the second time). My blog is sarcastic and my transitions abrupt but I by no means intend any disrespect towards this man. On the night of his death I felt his presence around me and dreamt he was flying to heaven. If he heard that he would roll his eyes, laugh out loud, and say something sarcastic and crotchety — most likely about not believing in heaven.
Oh well, it’s already in print 🙂
I have fond memories of him as a generous individual and am sad he is no longer with us.

Rest in Peace, Tony

In absurdly-inappropriate positive news, my parents purchased a plane ticket for me to fly home!
I am really looking forward to vacation.
October 11th – 19th
9 days.
Woot woot!!
I am so grateful.

Also, this next week, the new Basic School is having its grand opening!
Do Do Do Dooooo!
My entire community is talking about it. They are so proud.
It’s the first new building up in Elim in over 30 years!
It is a huge accomplishment — Soon I will attach pictures of progress.

In other education news, I’ve been in contact with a school in Virginia, Woodland Elementary – Shout Out! We are conversing through a Peace Corps initiative called World Wise Schools. These students ask challenging questions about Jamaica and I have been busying myself Wikapedia-ing their answers. “What are Jamaicas top three exports??” I’ll tell you in 0.34 seconds…
It’s the start of a beautiful friendship.

Speaking of beautiful friendships look who I saw yesterday!
(Molly, skip this)

Polly want some Ackee

I have some friends who don’t like birds *cough cough* but…He’s green, and he’s hungry. I think these characteristics make him very relatable.
I like him.

Here, parrots usually hang out in flocks; devouring guavas, ackee, and peanuts (most Jamaicans think them a nuisance). I rather envy their bottomless stomachs while admiring their lively color and dreaming of taking flight myself.

But for now I will have to satiate my get-up-and-go desires through books.
They take me to another world.
This week I finished Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison (fabulous) and an awful book by Garrison Keillor albeit with a promising title, A Life in Comedy.

I don’t list all my books for you all the time because, well, I have a heart.
If you ever wanted to chat books, though, I welcome your input.
Please be aware that I read what’s available. Do not offer suggestions (unless prepared to send me a copy) as it is inconvenient to obtain books living on an island with a low literacy rate and on an even lower volunteer-salary.

In more personal reading-news, my dearest has started his own blog!
It’s clever: “In the Pursuit of…” and he’s a wonderful writer.
Nick told me he is not quite ready to make it open to fans so this is just a teaser. Feel free to harass him; it’s super fantastic and the public deserves access!!!
Hopefully a link will soon come.

Okay. That’s all I’ve got.
I’m going to go put on my peanut-thinking-cap and stare at birds in motion.

One Love,
‘mi

Total Package

14 Aug

Happy Weekend, Dear Ones!

August has been magical (owing, in part, to Harry Potter which I had been trying for weeks to locate, finally found in the form of a bootleg copy sold by a shady street-corner-man in downtown Kingston, hurried home (faster!), shoved the not-very-legitimate-looking-DVD into my computer and…abracadabra…it worked!!! More, part I and part II are on this tiny disc! A charmed life :))

And that party was awesome, thanks for asking.
You remember, right? That one that didn’t start until ‘the next day’.
Well, yours truly went and stayed until 6am!!!
I think I’m really integrating.
Memories from that night:
-Walking a mile to get there in the dark. With potholes. I used my headlamp.
-Cows ‘Moooo’ing as we passed.
-Arriving, the party was in the middle of a field, completely outside.
-Thus, the party was dark; lights came from parked cars pointed in the “party direction”.
-Music was loud. Really, really loud.
-Drinks were, of course, sold at double the price and water was triple! I, personally, walked to a nearby shop (my friends) and was sold drinks at regular prices plus given water for free 🙂
-Weed was sold for $2.50 US by the stick (about 2 feet).
-People ruined their shoes because of the wet grass turned to mud. (Yours truly wore crocs!)
-Dancing!!! Grooving!!!
-Walking home I didn’t need my headlamp because the sun was already shining!

A few days later…
I went to church (I’m dynamic like that) and struck up a conversation with a community member who did not attend the party.
“Sam!”, she said, “I heard you was at the party!”
“Yup” I started cautiously, worried where this might go. This was, after all, my first all-night party and, being a teacher in this small village I do not want anything to slander my good name. Could I go and have a fabulous time yet still be conservative and maintain my reputation even in church???
“I heard that you danced but didn’t wine ’cause your hubby don’t want you to” she continued.
I beamed
“Yes, this is true.” I said as a smile crept across my face.
“And”, she winked, “I heard you can really boogie”

Wahoooo!!!!!!
Success!!!!!!
I went to a party!!!
Stayed all night!!!!!
Avoided nasty rumors!!!!!!!!!!
Life is goooooood!!!!

And then, icing on my party cake, I went into Kingston and picked up MAIL!!!
I received THREE awesome packages from four incredible people!
(Tears happened when I read my birthday card messages because I miss you all so much — Luckily there was chocolate in the package so I was able to drown my sorrows right then and there).

Colleen and Brennan:
That granola, those cookies, toaster pastries (only a few ants had gotten into them), luna bars, chocolate nut mix…MmmmmM!!!!!!!! Thank you so so much! It was an incredibly well thought out package 🙂 I loved the polar bear card (I think it’s working! I feel colder.) and the gorgeous notebook (especially the sentiments inside!). I really appreciate the healthy, hearty rice (I’m cooking it with peanuts, Oh, peanuts.), and the delicious smelling deodorant (perfect timing! tmi?)
It was so thoughtful of you to organize and send this full-of-love present filled with good cheer!
I have been relishing the change of scenery this box has brought into my home (I put the card up on my wall and it is a PLEASURE to open my fridge and see all these new, exciting, foreign contents!!).
As you can probably imagine, I picked through the nut mix and ate out all of the chocolate already but am still holding out hope that I missed some pieces… Sick, I know.

Joyce:
Your package full of gardening supplies finally made it here!!
There was so much cool stuff in this box (the items just kept ‘one-upping’ each other, ha!).
A Gardeners Handbook, Soil testing, fruit, flower, veggie seeds, and then a letter with a bit of a monetary treat!!!!!!! Eeek!!!! Yay!!!!! Thank you so much!!!!! I have plans to use that money very wisely (on a couple of slices of pizza in a very expensive part of the island.) I know of one place (Paradise Patty) to buy pizza less than one hour from me and they use ketchup instead of tomato sauce (gross) and cheese that doesn’t melt (is it plastic??). But THIS money is going towards a real, honest-to-goodness, piece of tourist pizza!!!!! Wahoo!!!!!! I’m going to travel hours to go and get it. 🙂
Thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!

Nico:
The camera USB worked! Yes!!!! Thank you for brainstorming ways to get me out of that miserable funk. That was so frustrating! Thank you for sending the USB and camera card (just in case). You sent them so promptly and I really appreciate having them! Ironic (let’s laugh about it) that there are no pictures on this blog post. Sorry about that. *whistles nonchalantly* Soon come! And, at least I have the option!! You’re very good at showering me with acts of service. (next time write a note, ha!) I love you, goofball 🙂

And, for those of you who have sent me packages in my past, that is, before I started a blog, I really appreciate those gifts as well [and hope I conveyed that to you in a very lengthy (if not public) and appreciative e-mail!].

I hope that your month is going as well as mine.

Tied with a Bow.
and
Sealed with a Kiss.

‘mi

Excess vs. Not-quite-enough

28 Jul

Aloha loyal readers!

I got good rest last night [with delicious (albeit interrupted) dreams!] and I am feeling fortified enough to risk savage bites on my flesh in order to type this blog post.

Can you feel my love?

These ants are small but feisty.
And their is a never-ending parade of them around my house!; my sink, my bed, and worse – invading my ice-cream-dreams.
They bite hard and steal food 😦

What else do I have plenty of?!
Flies.
They still haven’t abated. In fact, they’ve worsened.
To combat this I am always moving limbs in order that they don’t land on me. This activity creates more exertion than necessary in this sweltering heat and I feel it is incredibly inconsiderate.

I also have had a spike in cockroaches.
Gross.
I spied one on my bathroom door, marked it for dead, swatted really hard at it, missed, and effectively catapulted it directly towards me. This yielded hysterical movement resembling some really cool dance steps…I hope.
Also, I found a cockroach in my wardrobe, hanging-out in the cup of one of my bras. This was rude and awfully fresh behavior. And has resulted in me distrusting every article of clothing in my possession. I have since adopted a ceremonious shake-out of all of my clothes before putting them on…hours of my life will be wasted on this action…

On a (possibly) related note I cannot stop itching myself all over my body.

And, in a circuitous bug story: It’s intense guava season right now (short but emphatically prolific). I am currently on mission-guava-juice. I hate to see anything waste and am outside everyday collecting, washing, juicing. Still, pounds drop from the trees in seeming mockery of my efforts. I’ve gotten a few nasty scratches from my new-found hunter/gatherer instincts. I don’t mind the scratches (they make me look tough), it’s the gnats, covering every millimeter of my open wounds, that freak me out. They follow me around causing an uncanny resemblance to one of those starving African children in need of a sponsor.

I'll get you my pretties!

All of these things (bugs and guavas) I have in excess.
There are, however, some things that I am lacking. Or, at least, there is a noticeable absence of (water, electricity, and chocolate – off the top of my head).

More information:
Since I have returned from America the electricity here has been inconsistent (at best), the water scarce, and chocolate, well, it’s just missing.

Anticipating this, Peace Corps has thoughtfully provided a lantern and blue water canister, which really do help. But owing to sheer amounts of time-without-power I have hours to sit in the dark and ponder this lack of basic amenities.

Before I moved to Jamaica I was both always eating chocolate and never considering the topic of infrastructure. If someone had asked me where does drinking water come from I would probably have said ‘from the tap’, of course. The providence of electricity was equally mysterious. It seemed to somehow involve lightning, a kite, a key, and power inside walls.

This is all changing as I notice, with alarm, that current gets cut off daily, good chocolate does not reside in every country, and water is no longer streaming from the tap. I have resolved to reformat my life without chocolate (I mean, I did join the Peace Corps) but the other essentials?
Reflection has made me strangely poetic. Here is a limerick addressing the heat and water-shortage:

It’s my hottest summer on record by chance
So warm I opt only to take corpse-pose stance
No clouds are showing
Nor is the water flowing
Does anyone know a rain-dance?

Don’t worry yourselves, though. Because, while I am not exaggerating I am managing. There is a river out back for a quick bath, and water does occasionally fall from the sky.
This experience is simply giving me a few, er, ‘age-old’ questions to ponder.

—-
In Peace Corps news, the new batch, group 82 (a high number, I know), arrived on our ant riddled island a few weeks ago. Through feedback from us (currently serving volunteers) our staff organized a Volunteer Shadow Day where the newbies were paired with ‘seasoned volunteers’ and saw “A Day in the Life”. I (being an aforementioned ‘seasoned volunteer’) was sent a trainee named Virginia; a flexible, adaptable, girl who is going to make a stupendous Peace Corps Volunteer. It was super fun imparting wisdom (slip on shoes are essential), scheduling meetings (that got canceled, just so she’d get the ‘real’ experience), picking guavas, making juice, shelling peanuts, liaison-ing at the high school, and visiting community members. Can’t wait to spend time with the rest of that bunch 🙂

And here’s a picture of my favorite farmer, Ledah.
Topics covered included: Where in the world is Jamaica??? And the specific countries that eat dogs. Ledah was shocked by this unknown fact but quickly recovered and informed me of some islands that he had heard about near Jamaica that actually eat cats. While I could neither confirm nor deny this we located said islands and imagined what dogs and cats might taste like. (Goose and Tyger looked up at us pitifully).
It was all great fun as the world is such a fascinating place.

“Dis a whole ting a school!”, he said in awe.

In upcoming events I have a party to go to on Saturday!!!!!
I’m so excited! It’s all my community has been talking about for months!
Dancing (well, kind of) and loud music.
Yeah.
I told Dita I’d be arriving at about 9pm.
“NO!”, she said. (Apparently that’s too early)
“Must be about 2am I’m going” she told me.

If everyone feels the way she does I’ll be the only one there for a few hours and then long gone/asleep by the time anyone else has arrived.
I’ll keep you posted.
Should be good.

Things you can’t have too much of:
Peace, Chocolate, Love & uncomfortable too-long hugs,
‘mi 🙂

Peanut Land

27 Jul

All this week I popped out of bed
Made breakfast, did chores, and I said
Not all white girls are “stoosh”
As proof I went into the bush
But now I’m so tired I feel like I’m dead!

It’s Peanut Time and everyone, everyone has peanuts to harvest.

The Process:
Once peanuts reach maturity (approximately 3 months after planting) they need to be pulled. For this you arrive at the farm early in the morning (because “It’s so hot in Elim that…”). You pull up the peanut plants by their roots, shake off excess dirt, and leave them in large piles to dry in the sun for several days.
An acre of land could take 5 people 3 full days to pull.

Once the peanut plants are no longer in the ground, organized into messy piles, and have dried in the sun for at least 3 full days, you can begin the process of actually ‘picking’ the peanuts off of the plant.
This activity, blessedly, can be done in the shade but has to be done sooner rather than later because birds, unfortunately, also like peanuts.
This same acre takes those same 5 people 5 more days to pick and sort.

I'm day dreaming about ice cream

These peanuts, in their shells, lay out in the sun (yes, again) for 3 more days.
By this time they are “well dry” and so am I.
Time to get hydrated.

The next activity, although not as urgent, but just as tedious involves cracking the shells and retrieving the nuts. Hours (and now days) of my life have petered away during this mindless, (but necessary) task.

Suffice to say I’ve had peanuts at every meal; peanut porridge, parched peanuts, rice ‘n peanuts, peanut dumplings, peanut juice, peanuts on my salad, peanuts in my oats, peanut cakes, peanut drops, and on and on.
I’ve done little else this past week.
And what I have done has been at night.
And always in front of the fan.

Tonight, pray for me to have creamy, sugary, cold (think peanut-dairy) wet-dreams.

Yours until the ice ages,
‘mi 🙂

It’s so hot in Elim that…

12 Jul

…’the refrigerator’ is an activity.
…I feel like I am in a handbasket.
…95° would be a 10° improvement.
…hot water comes out of my faucet!
…the sweat rag is a fashion accessory.
…night sweats now has two definitions.
…you could take a bubble bath in the river.
…sitting in front of the fan is a legit pastime.
…sleeping naked is considered a survival skill.
…opening the freezer door is a special occasion.
…14 glasses of water a day is not enough to stay hydrated.
…during summer vacation children do not play in the streets.
…if I fall off of my bicycle I will receive two types of road burn.
…I have panted like a dog because I am willing to try anything.

LowDown

11 Jul

Who: Samantha Travis
What: Undetermined; Best guess? A parasite.
Where: Jamaica, Hospital (Mental Ward) – 7+ hrs from home
When: End of May – beginning of June (3.5 days, 4 FULL nights)
Why: Symptoms; nausea, fever, pain in abdomen, blood in feces

Why am I smiling in this picture?

It was a dark and stormy night….
Angie Hoffard’s birthday (a fellow Peace Corps Volunteer and good friend).
I traveled to see her in the lush parish of Portland but felt sick the next day 😦
I called a Peace Corps nurse who told me to go straight to the emergency room.
I, being immature (this was before I turned 24), complained that it was dark (true) and raining (true) and that my symptoms could wait until morning.
“Absolutely not, Samantha.” I heard over the phone, “You need to leave now.”
*sigh*
Donned in my most attractive outfit (see photos), I braved heavy rains and took a taxi to the Port Antonio hospital where I hit my lowest low…

Night One:

7:00pm
On Sunday, in an understaffed Jamaican hospital, signing in took over an hour.
The nurses distractedly registered me as my pain level steadily escalated.
I moaned aloud, audibly suffering, while they chatted about the news;
“Ono ‘erd ‘bout da bridge ovah der suh?” one of the nurses asked.

They asked me both relevant & irrelevant questions regarding my past 48 hours:
Q: “What have you eaten since yesterday?”
A: “Gnips (fruit) and tea”
Q: “How many bowl movements have you had in the last hour?”
A: “2”
Q: “What is your religion?”
I paused.
A: “Agnostic”, I delivered.
The nurse looked up. “Repeat?”, she queried.
“Agnostic”, I wavered.
“What’s that?” She looked simultaneously puzzled and disappointed.
At this point, because of the effort it took to speak, I chose to take the easy route.
A: “Christian”, I submitted, much to the nurses satisfaction.

10:00pm
An orderly gave me a shot (in the butt), inserted an IV, brought me upstairs, assigned me a bed, showed me the bathroom (thank G-d), and promptly left.

No one told me (and later, told me in Spanish); My bed was with the cRaZies.

That first night, I fit right in muttering and sputtering alongside the rest.
I counted 18 beds of groaning patients before a relentless force insisted:
Bathroom, now.

Doubled over, I wheeled my IV stand across that disgusting hospital.
Don’t vomit, I commanded myself.
Once I reached, I was lacking the energy needed to maintain a squatting position; I resigned quickly, sat down on the toilet, and tried to ignore both the stench and sticky-sweet way my feet stuck to the floor.

After a time, I felt the wave pass.
I breathed a sigh of relief.

But wait…
There was no toilet paper.

WHAT??!!????????!???????!??!????

This was a problem of *epic proportions* given the severity of my symptoms.
I continued to sit on the commode, praying someone would come.
No one did.
I soldiered up, did the best I could and immediately went to wash my hands.

No soap.
!!!!!!!!!

You have got to be kidding me.

There was no ‘gift shop’ (closed or otherwise) to buy essentials.
I was in too much discomfort to do anything but rinse my hands and pity myself.
I went to bed and laid there, writhing; little soundless whimpers escaped my lips.
Others around me echoed in reply.
It felt as though we were in a 1940s open-air, war-torn hospital.

After a few minutes I felt another urgent need to visit the bathroom stall.
My fever had still not broken.

I was feeling delirious when finally (finally!), a nurse walked by.

“Nurse, nurse”, I laboriously called out, hearing others do the same. — Clearly we were all in need of attention. Mercifully, she walked over to me!
My happiness was short lived — I learned she was from Cuba and didn’t speak English or patwa.
AhhhH!
I froze.
I haven’t spoken Spanish in years (and only things like, “There are many books in the library.” Not frantic ideas; “There is no toilet paper or soap in el bano!”)

“Hola”, I started, but this composure did not last long and I quickly broke down:
“Dios Mio! Aydeme, por favor!” [Oh my G-d! Help me, please!], I sobbed.

My mind was reeling and my stomach spinning:
Which to address first; The pain? Or lack of amenities?
Seized by a spell, the decision was made:
“Siento owww.” [I feel owww.] (this, while holding my stomach gingerly)
“Necesito medicina!” [I need medicine!]. “Mucho”, I added.

Something connected because she left…
(I used this time to silently brainstorm various ‘toiletry’ words en Espanol)

…and returned with 8 pills!!
Bless her heart.
“MUCHAS gracias!”, I drooled, as I swallowed and prayed they were strong.

Now, to tackle this next topic…
I made an effort, cleared me head, and worked within my vocabulary.

“Soy sucio” [I am dirty], I confidently began after I took the meds.
She looked at me and raised her eyebrows.
“Si”, I continued, my head agreeing, “Muy”.
“El bano no es bueno. Necesito lavar mi (what is the word for hands?!)”
[The bathroom is not good. I need to wash my (frantic miming of hands)!”

She seemed to understand and replied in rapid espanol.
Oy Vey.
I listened closely.
hmm…what was she saying??
I heard the word for soap, jabon. (or, at least, I thought that I did.)

“Si!” [Yes!] I responded enthusiastically (without certainty of what was said).
“No jabon en el bano! Un problemo!” [No soap in the bathroom! A problem!]
She shook her head sadly. Uh oh.

“Es verdad.” [It is true.], she commentated, “No jabon en el bano. Nunca.”
[No soap in the bathroom. Never.]
“Nunca?!”, I repeated incredulously.
“Nunca.”, she confirmed.

I recoiled a bit.
“Tu lavarse (miming hands)??” [You wash your hands??]
“No.”, she replied.
I gasped.
She shrugged.
My vocabulary exacerbated, all I could do was lay back and watch her walk away.

4:00 – 5:00am
The 8 pills weren’t working.
I texted Angie, “if you visit tomorrow please, bring soap & toilet paper”

My fever rose, my nausea mounted, my abdomen burned, & no nurse was seen.

At this point I began bargaining with G-d:
Something about eating healthy and promising to learning Spanish if only…
…Seized with a bathroom impulse, I fervently increased my negotiating tactics.


Day One:

5:30am
Monday, my first full day at the hospital. – Miserable is an understatement:
I was sick, in pain, alone, lonely, sitting in my own filth, and lacking sleep.

10:00am
Angie and Ana called!
They came to the hospital but since it wasn’t visiting hours they were not permitted inside. I, however, was allowed to walk outside.
Bent in half (and pulling my IV stand), I received their smiles, doused myself in hand sanitizer (thanks, Ang!), and warned them against getting too close.

My eyes grew teary as they showered me with goodies! – The love was palpable.

We exchanged stories and treats: My health and status update, visiting hours (6-7pm) , soap, toilet paper, toothbrush (!), birthday news, information regarding mutual friends, ect.

Given my atrocious illness, I, unfortunately, soon had to excuse myself and go get some rest. I was exhausted! Once inside, though, I received good news; a call from Peace Corps! A nurse was on her way to come visit me!
“Yay!”, I gushed through the phone, “You’re rescuing me!”
“Well, we’ll have to see when I get there”, she realistically replied.

To celebrate, I washed my hands (with soap!) and wiped my bottom (with t.p.!)!

It's the little things

2:00pm
When my Peace Corps nurse arrived she ladled me with care and attention but, remorsefully, was unable to whisk me away until the hospital gave consent (we were not sure when this would be). Still, she brought many exciting toiletries (!) and stayed for over an hour (seeking out doctors and nurses) to answer all of my questions:

“Do they know what I have?”, I asked, wincing.
“They took a blood sample. Your bilirubin levels are high indicating jaundice. – But you aren’t yellow. (I grinned) They are going to take more blood and retest it. Meanwhile they are working on eliminating other possibilities including ecoli, ulcers, cysts, and salmonella.”, she expertly reported.

“And why don’t I feel any better?”, I pleaded.
“You are passing fluids too quickly; your body is not absorbing medicine. The doctor is switching your treatment – you will be receiving medication intravenously from now on. This will be more effective.”, she conveyed.

Once my nurse was gone I tried to rest but the lady in the next bed (green dress) would randomly (and shockingly) scream. Occasionally, men came, turned her on her side (while she literally yelled “rape!”), and administered a shot in her derrière to induce sedation. Poor thing! It was very traumatic for both of us.
— I curled up and eagerly anticipated visiting hour.

6:00pm (on the dot.)
Angie and Ana arrived!!!!!!!!
Bringing positive energy, they sat with me on my bed appraising the situation:
Angie was angry; My IV had run out hours ago and no nurses had taken notice.
Her displeasure and rage were comforting. It eased my burden; I felt cared for 🙂
She has her own blog and you can read her account of more of these events here: http://angies-everydayadventures.blogspot.com/2011/06/visiting-hours-in-jamaica.html

Visiting hour was way too short – the girls left with promises to return soon.

Eye of the Storm

9:00pm
When the nurse finally changed my IV she noticed that my needle had become dislodged; they needed to re-stick me (boo!) before administering my new medicine intravenously.

I didn’t think to ask if this changed was going to hurt. — No one mentioned it.
“Gaaaa!”, I started yelling! “Oh GAWD!”, I cried out! “It really hurts!”
“Hush”, mumbled the nurse as the liquid in my veins attempted to rip free.
I sobbed, grabbing at the insertion point.
A woman next to me started to scream.


Night Two:

12:00pm (approximately)
I could not fall asleep, the memory of antibiotics a cruel phantom in my veins.
The Cuban nurse passed by my bed. ‘It must be her shift’, I thought. Seated on my bed (the only nurse to do this), we spoke Spanglish: At first she told me about herself and her ninos [children] but then she asked me if I was still in pain.
“Si, senorita.”, I concurred.

Then she told me that it was all in my head!

“QUE????!!”I gasped, taken aback and unready for such horrendous accusations!
“Si”, she continued, pointing at my head and nodding ‘yes’, “loco en la cabeza” [crazy in the head].

I was appalled and insulted!
“No es verdad!” [No it’s not true!] I shouted, hardly believing her audacity!

“Si, si”, she patiently went on as I struggled to keep myself calm.

More words were exchanged but you and I know the exciting conclusion to this bilingual story — I was not the crazy one — I was sleeping in the mental ward.

It took minutes to sink in. – This was the only bed available.

As I was grappling with reality my eyes became heavy – The meds were working!
My Cuban nurse noticed this, gently put a hand on my shoulder, and whispered “Buenos noche” [Good night].


Day Two:

5:30am
I was feeling much better; I hadn’t eaten in 48 hours and I finally felt hungry.
Great sign.

Antibiotics through an IV + Soap + Toilet paper = Fabulous!

Things that jumped through my hospital window:
1. A cat

Apparently a cat (or several) live outside of the hospital thus accounting for some of the screams I had been hearing. Fittingly, there was a woman in my ward who fancied herself as a cat. She and the felines would converse (argue?) for hours. On this particular Tuesday, however, one kitty decided to confront her adversary face to face – it jumped through the window and onto a bed.
Pandemonium broke loose:
The woman jumped on the cat, hissing!
The cat reared on its claws and hissed back, narrowly escaping!
The woman chased after it on all fours, yowling and knocking things over!
The cat saw an opening, pounced, & retreated, exiting the hospital quickly!
The woman scampered on, leaving in her wake pandemonium and madness…

On a separate occasion that same day, a different lady in my ward got vexed and began throwing anything she could get her hands on (!) until a security guard wrestled her into submission! Shoes, pillows, cups, all weapons of assault! I ducked, kept still, and was happy to not be a victim during her violent outbreak!

Needless to say, I eagerly anticipated visiting hour; confessing to the girls that I was in the psychiatric ward and relaying anecdotes, we laughed and laughed.


Night Three:

11:00pm
It never got easier to tolerate that medicine inside of my veins.
Things that night were somber and excruciating 😦


Day Three:

9:30am
The doctor came to see me (!)
“Do I still have jaundice?”, I asked
“No. Your blood is normal. Do you feel well-enough to leave?”, he questioned.
I got excited. “Just about!”, I tried to keep my voice even.
“Good”, he continued, “you need an ultrasound and we don’t have the facilities here so I am sending you to a specialist downtown.”
My heart sank. “So, you’re not discharging me?”, I inquired glumly.
“Not yet. Your appointment’s at 11:00am today. Get ready.”, he finished.

11:00am
I took a taxi and arrived for my ultrasound with a full bladder (as instructed).
I waited; No one was there. First patient of the day and ‘doc’ was late to work.
Uggh, I really had to pee.

12:00pm
‘Doc’ breezed in the door and, fortunately, was ready to see me immediately.
This is good because “my bladder is about to explode”, I told her.
She smiled and got started; laid me on the bed, lubed up my belly, applied her device, looked on the screen, and then promptly informed me that my bladder was “too full”. Will I “please empty half of it?”
A difficult task, indeed.

Awesome news in the end, though! No ovarian cysts 🙂

6:00pm (visiting hour)
Thank G-D for Angie (and Ana)!
Ang was at my bedside yet again bringing treats and advocacy. A HUGE help!


Night Four:

10:30pm
After the arduous torture-medicine entered my veins, I fell right asleep 🙂


Day Three.five:

10:00am
FREEDOM!

They discharged me!!!!
Peace Corps picked me up (my diagnosis was ‘parasite’), stopped by Jerry, Kathy, and Angie’s to say bye, drove to Kingston, and got me registered into a hotel!

Now, this particular hotel has a past of being unpleasant (ie dirty, grimy) but…
I had my own room!!!!!!!!
I took a shower (!!!!!!)
I turned on the AC (!!!!!!!!)
I lay in bed with clean(ish) sheets (!!!!!)
I turned on the television (because I could!!!!)

I basked 🙂


Epilogue:
Peace Corps kept me in Kingston for two nights, picked up my meds (so many pills!), deposited me in Elim (home), and checked up on me regularly. Their care was comprehensive and compassionate. — Thank G-d I’m out of that hospital!

Given a clean bill of health, I was allowed to travel to The U.S.A. one week later.
And I did just that! It was marvelous. (see previous post)

I am sorry I was unable to blog before I went on my sojourn (but recovery can’t be rushed) and I am thrilled to share all of the sordid details with you now.

For those of you who sent kind words, healing thoughts, or any prayers (especially to my dear mother) during (or after) this ordeal, Thank you!!! Your sentiments are greatly appreciated and your energy is highly valued!
Thank you, sincerely, for taking an interest in my welfare 🙂

From the newly-mature 24 year old, here are some Words of Wisdom:
Do your best to avoid parasites.
Don’t under estimate the power of hand sanitizer.
Always keep toilet paper in your immediate possession.
Loving cats is great – it is unbecoming to think you are a cat.
Emptying half of your bladder is less enjoyable than emptying it all.
If your friend is in the hospital, go, visit, spend time, bring love, and repeat.

endless love & healthy vibrations,
‘mi

Time flies

27 May

In my possession I have 6 different types of mangoes:
Julie
Number
Big Head
Common
Greenskin
East Indian

Boastfully I will add that this number doesn’t clarify the actual quantity I have.
A dozen x 4 🙂

Wretchedly, there is a dark side. — A yin to my yang.
In this case, the negative is plural and I call them ‘flies’; black winged creatures.
Their persistent, buzzing, disease-carrying-bodies are gross and omnipresent.

On a completely unrelated note, this week Mamma told me I was her best friend.
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

On an even more unrelated note Hurricane Season is one week away — June 1st.
It’s been raining every afternoon like clockwork.

card sharks

If you haven’t heard, the world was supposed to end on Saturday.
It was all anyone talked about in Elim — The coming of Jesus Christ.
In fairness Mama stated “Not even the angels in heaven know when the Lord is to come so how can human?” Nevertheless, this was a hot, daily debated topic.

Fast forward to that fateful Saturday (aka DoomsDay):
I was in Kingston enjoying a relaxing weekend with Lori and Steven (who have both a hot shower a beautiful home. whoa.). So, the three of us went grocery shopping. At 9:42AM, the projected time of His arrival, whilst perusing stocked shelves, the power went out! Lori gasped, leaned in, and cryptically whispered, “He’s here!”

She thought it was hilarious.
I about had a heart attack.
True Story, as I really thought He might be coming.

Ahh, well. The day ended uneventfully: I finished Catch 22, drank delicious coffee, and watched Maid in Manhattan (an “academy award winner” next to the other television we watched that weekend) – it was sinfully gluttonous.


Like my mom, you might have noticed that it’s been awhile since my last post.
I have not noticed.

In fact, I spoke to Mamma Joey yesterday and she told me she was worried because she hadn’t heard from me in near two weeks. I rolled my eyes. We had just spoken; “Mom, I’m fine, we spoke on Friday. How was the Garage Sale?”
She responded, “The garage sale was last week, Sammi, May 13th”.
Touche, Mom.

So, why the delay? What have I been doing??
Teaching!
Yes, teaching everyday.
My community also (drum roll) started construction on a new basic school!!!

Plus, May was a big month for me:
1. My Mid Service Conference.
2. I have One Year left in Jamaica…more or less. Eeeeeee (!)

I’ve been in Jamaica for 14 months and here’s what I have to show for it:
My community knows who I am.
I am a proud dog owner.
I can pretty much speak and understand patois.
I have re-discovered a love for reading.
I am the walrus coo-coo-ka-choo (?)

Hmm, maybe I should stop doing this.
It’s hard to count up successes.
I mean, how do you quantify building trust with farmers, developing a family relationship, or an ability to navigate the public transportation system?

Speaking of public transportation, my shoulders are not as bony as I thought.
At first I was thrilled with this news.
Now I feel slightly displeased.

Where to start?
I am on the fence about public bus rides. Sometimes I feel like a little cuddle, so it’s nice; lately I’ve been sweating profusely, also there have been smelly people and flies all of which are annoying to no end. And, it can be awkward to say “I know we don’t know each other well but, would you mind if I sit on your lap?” Plus that constant thought of “Gee, I hope I don’t get robbed” is draining. There’s also the nausea that comes with the “corner, corner” in the roads and music so loud it’s hard to think and impossible not to get a headache.
Even still, lately people have fallen asleep on my shoulders (?)
I thought this would be uncomfortable. For them. (Obviously it is for me.)
And in the beginning I was bemused but lately I am hot, sticky, and grumpy.
I guess it’s inevitable with the amount of people per vehicle — As an environmentalist I’m impressed. In this way we can learn a lot from Jamaicans.
And perhaps you will get lucky and someone who smells good sits on top of you.
Or unlucky and get handed a child.
Or really unlucky and a dirty man will make sexual faces at you the entire ride.
No matter the scenario don’t have a full bladder. — that makes everything worse.

Until next time;
Kill all flies, say your prayers (as Mama says, “you never know when He will come”), and use the bathroom before taking long trips.

Love x the number of mangoes in Jamaica,
‘mi